By Karl Welzein
Meet Karl Welzein, aka Captain Karl, aka @DadBoner on Twitter—the Midwest's most lovely loser
Karl Welzein is de facto lookin' ahead to the weekend, you guys.
His activity is a drag and his spouse kicked him out, yet that is ok. She wears granny panties and is continually shedding wads of money at goal, and his son cries for all time. Now his "temporary" roommate, Dave, ate all of the Totino's pizza rolls. back. Karl Welzein is ailing of this. So ailing of this.
Power Moves chronicles the hilarious decline of Karl Welzein on his trip from existence as a Dockers-and-golfshirt-wearing dad to a ponytailed get together maniac who spits out his existence philosophies like a modern day Charles Bukowski (if he most popular to get under the influence of alcohol at Applebee's).
A middle-aged Michigan local, Karl can be obese, susceptible to questionable model and culinary offerings, oblivious to his consuming challenge, a bad excuse for an worker, passionate about the restroom, and a bad husband, father, and pal . . . yet in his middle he ability good. he is similar to loads of us—he loves america, man Fieri, daring flavors, Bob Seger, and pondering he appears jacked in a decent tee and Maui Jim sun shades. Karl is an everyman and prefer no different guy in the world all at once.
Inspired via the Twitter feed @DadBoner, Karl eventually tells his complete tale. He stocks his knowledge on health (1. examine a pic of Stone chilly Steve Austin. 2. Do 'shups 'til you appear to be Stone chilly. three. bring to an end your sleeves), vitamin (Eat in simple terms the filling of the Taco Bell Beefy Melts for max taste and low-carb health), model (Wearin' boots with jean shorts says "I prefer to hold cool, yet i am prepared if the motion will get hot"), paintings lifestyles (If you do not have a role that makes you must kill your self, you do not need to drink till you must die), and the bliss of the precise weekend (beers, brats, and babes' chest beefers).
But mainly, this can be a tale approximately America—the actual purple, white, and blue the US of this day. Welcome to Karl's global. examining this e-book is the last word energy Move.